Haikus # 3

Beer bonging day has
approached this year once again
Locate a funnel


Palms drenched in nervous
sweaty insanity now
Waiting for terror


Wild boar attacks
innocent kids hourly
Fast fried bacon strips


Resurrection day
collided upon my shore
Lighthouse bulb burned out



LSD morning
throbbing muscular parade
Enormous pupils


Wooden Dutch shoe trend
style setter board walker
Bleached blonde and blue eyed


My professional
brew master godfather
Serve up the lager


Styrofoam cousie
slipped around cerveza cans
Kept cold to enjoy